Basil

please don't make me commit unprovoked homicide

I'm not the smartest gnome in the gnome garden

resistence is futile; we will make you like, comment, and subscribe

I will choose the correct interrogation word

Guess the apple doesn't fall far from the nuclear waste facility

Snoop Dogg doesn't drink water, so neither should you

Why do bunnygirls get their own emoji? Where are the catgirls? Representation smh.

Why do people care about NFTs? They all look the same

Any software with catgirls is software I want to be using

I did follow you home, but I did not threaten you

I'm going to brand the child with my logo

It's not history! These people are stop motion cartoons popular with children!

I gave an honest attempt at reverse-engineering a Philips Hue Bluetooth Light

Like I get animal mascots, but at least make them furries

Lowering business tax via catgirl-related business expenses

Keep me updated on Magnus’ reign of terror

I CANT TYPE OK TIOS TONYMLEYBOARD ARJATHHARGAGRGAF

Did you dry magnus as as her wallpaper yet?

If I didn’t have autocorrect I’d sound like a psychotic chipmunk

Just counted and I e been drawn as a catgirl 8 times

If you fight fire with fire, you will get sued for arson

"Chopin was my favorite speedcore musician" - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, 2007

SuklaaAttack

I hate big trees. Big trees are the worst

We have made a great sacrifice to the recycling gods

According to the lark there are 3 or 4 years of CS.

I caught my brother saying "What are cats?"

Who's the gay guy who invented the internet?

Do not deal with the magic monster acid faces

How do they make gravel by crushing up rocks? Now that I said that it sounds really stupid.

Xenonaut

'Ur so ugly, just like ur mother'
-George Washington after building The Gardens of Babylon, 2017

🤔 What if you 👨‍🦱 wanted to forge 👀 legal 👨‍⚖️ documents 📰 but George Washington said mmm 😋 carrot 🥕

FALOPIAN TUBE OF FROG
YOU WILL BE FED TO DEATH BY GEORGE WASHINGTON

Chin who USES the god for his life to do something to be a good work at the time of the year and I will send him

give admin perm so i can disperse stress reliever

LET IT DRY
IF YOU DO IT PROPERLY
UR GONNA DIE

send me the souls of fourteen and a half children

0:22 when you stub your toe
0:36 when you hit it again

It is I, do the homework
Luke, I am the homework
noooooo you cannot be the homework

EMAIL
PASSWORD
NOWWOWOWOWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOWO

bopl
stop play ryth gam make soundboard to ruin joeys life

DO I NEED TO DO USELESS THINGS THAT WIDEN THE FLAW IN SOCIETY TO HAVE PERSONALITY?

priorities
getting gold prestige>education

I WOULD RATHER CHEW GLASS AND BE SHOVED IN A TRASH COMPACTOR

5 DOLLAR HOT DOGS
ASK SOMEONE WITHOUT SHAME

DUDE MY YT AD LITERALLY WILL NOT GO AWAY
I HAVE WATCHED IT 5 TIMES SO FAR
AND IT KEEPS LOOPING

trust me, i educated myself A LOT in this kind of stuff 7 or 8 months ago

our teacher has a personal vendetta against pnuemonic devices

THE PLAN IS SIMPLE
COMMIT FRAUD INSURANCE

send joey various different invitations for the wwe

Why would that be considered explicit content?
It only has a casualty rate of 37478483+

I have found and insane free no watermark video editor for windows, linux, and mac

Nope
'This mug, made of borosilicate'
'$16.95 ° Bulletproof

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you want to do anything on hypixel?

'Nightmare fuel'
Sleep paralysis demon sleep paralysis demon
Lukoil

2020 or 2+2+0+0 is 4
Which is the exact number of nipples Hitler has if he had 2 more!

hello internet welcome to game theory the show that has been removing your kidneys since 7

you give a mouse a cookie, they will demand blood

bruh i recorded a full 50 block godbridge in the bw practice thing and the file got corrupted like the italian government

i am a figment of your imagination
-kanye east, after inventing water

SUMMON GEORGE WASHINGTON AT 3 AM CHALLENGE *omg insane*

not throwing shoes at them is like putting the cart before the horse

**not a drip of life gets past frankie.**

xenonaut cool; the talking hub of the modern world

I'm going to give you a shoutout in the obituary section

my head is so round so my thoughts can change direction

i thibk it aomething with box outside of house

ill beat it legit
if you do NO INPUTS
NO NOTHING

carpal tunnel syndrome is when your hand gets really sad

punching things is the easiest way to solve your problems. If you are struggling with your taxes, punch people with them.

see? even the quotes api wants you to /op me

imagine wanting a cookie when you can have a heart attack/seizure combination

We're Dupers sir, we're meant to be expendable.

joeys screams of pure terror are hilarious

add four legs, and then we'll have a fully functional moron

you smell unmistakenly reminiscent of a fish

legs are horrible. Am I right or am I wonkchamp

another day, another orphan created out of the depths of hell

I didn't mean to murder him, I meant to trap him and keep him as a pet his entire life

what if they were secretly Vladimir Putin?

im grandma norma and i got gray hair and shes here to do some buissness with the big iron on her hip

Jimothee

I need you to get on gta and HARASS this man

no child in africa want 3 whole pounds of just shrimp tail

Its international day, I'm representing Korea by killing a few people

Do not judge yourself based on the amount of compliements you receive, rather the ones you give

None of your birds have helmets, they look so... raw

This slippery little one was hiding from us, the slippery like snake bro, slipperiest of the snakes

i wasnt always so cool and confident and muscular

it is difficult to make accurate horse noises

"are you gonna have kids" yes, for breakfast

that's a backcourt violation, without the backcourt

Horizon

omg shoutout to that one time my brother paid a guy like 1/3rd a bitcoin for a laptop

How do I say "because you are a bitch who removed points for notes I left in for self reference which I didn't even circle"

i had a sleep paralysis episode so I spend 2 hours making a microphone in scratch for some reason

I know killer will bring brightness up to 1000, see the houses outside of the cracks of my blinds and then dox me

bros gonna be speaking mc enchanting table in a few years

why are u working minimum wage wen epic youtuber and webstore hakker

indeed mom my cat was a business purchase

ok duper as an extra safety precation, I should tell you to please not open an 18.1 yottabyte zip bomb in there

Oh my god! I just found my favourite minecraft youtuber, known as "The Duper Trooper" in my minecraft world! What do I do? Should I get an autograph?

you look like an emo kid who has strict parents so they can't dye their hair bllack but still acts emo

what do you plan on doing with those king sized twix bars, the duper trooper?

see with you, it can either be you get 2000 dollars except 2000 dollars worth of black beans that he got by scamming a wholesaler or he will do percisely what he just mentioned

did you say your grandmother choked on an oreo bone

a 6' 9" amalgamation of babies in a trench coat that looks like a stoner anime villain and is a stoner anime villain

I am also scared he might hire litterally 20 clowns to stand in a circle around my house overnight not ordered to say a single word

just hire every fucking party clown in the city and just have them chill in a circle and order them to stand still

Massive ass box (middle finger for scale)

Nah Bru she put so much force into that pir *pir *pir *pe *pie FUCK

The signs that I'm a future serial killer has always been very apparent

being a squeaker on the internet for 2 years

I now have a certification in rat tickling, I'm pretty sure I can put this on my college application

i thought ice miku was some copy paste anime girl from some generic anime I havent watched

yo mama so fat she broke ur bed wirelessly 😳

"Look at how cute the food your eating is"!

you're driving it? actually probablynot your too stupid

ThirtyIQ

i was just looking at the child and then i noticed the dog ears

i gotta slide into his dm's and ask for his blizzard

Chernobyl is as almost as radioactive as a public bathroom

but not even eople who own it know how to spail it

also quote this freom 5 year old sleeping me

we should troll people who are filming tiktoks

Hello wife, would you like to generate a child

I just need a tiger print dress, tiger print socks, and a tiger tail

My favorite drink at starbucks is water with whipped cream

Yeastus

i got the vaccine from the local hobo under the bridge

bro who was the guy who spelled primary source prime sorse

i am currently in san francisco california please get me out

well i means bri ish people live in the atlantic

California is my prison and Saint Francis is the warden

i stopped watching new dream video for this

we hear that youre japanese and support your decision

I'm so crapulous I could eat an entire watermelon

it really sounds like a swarm of ants marching over your body

gonna learn how to pick locks just so i can escape the basement

my flight got delayed 3.5 hours because the airplane fucking broke and got decommissioned while preparing for takeoff

More water than the lungs of a pneumonia patient

i cant believe you made a cookie clicker hack video

You don't know how much I want to commit unethical human experimentation right now

I'm being tormented by dry-climate plants

This is good stuff to say when I kill someone

I was minding my own business and then the table fell

this has the same vibes as recording silence and then playing it at max volume to quiet a room

I could've reached this point before the sun exploded

due to this video, and my inability to sit through 2 hours of people talking without doing something, i will forever associate clubstep geometry dash with "toenail dysphoria"

That's gonna be the fungus corner, that's gonna be the breeding corner